I PAID FOR EVERYTHING CAN YOU PLEASE NOT FART | FUNNY GREETING CARD

INSPIRED BY A STORY OF A MAN WHO PAID FOR A DATE, AND THE DATE HIT HIM WITH A 8.7 MAGNITUDE ON THE RECTAL SCALE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER. IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE DATE FARTED SO INTENSELY SHE LIKELY SHARTED. HE COMPLAINED THAT HE PAID FOR EVERYTHING AND THAT SHE PROCEEDED TO FART DESPITE HIS CHIVALRY.

•5.5” x 4” FOLDING GREETING CARD
•ENVELOPE INCLUDED
•BLANK MESSAGE SPACE

FINAL SALE

RELEASED 04/16/2025