LONG BEACH SUNNY PLACE FOR SHADY PEOPLE | FUNNY POST CARD

THE PERFECT POST CARD TO SEND YOUR FAVORITE LIVE LAUGH LOVE FAMILY MEMBER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY SO THAT YOU CAN SHOW THEM WHAT A GREAT TIME YOU’RE HAVING IN A DIRTY, LESS THAN MEDIOCRE PLACE WITH LOTS OF FLASHY LIGHTS AND MORE METERMAIDS PER SQUARE MILE OF CITY THAN DEMONS PER SQUARE MILE OF HELL. EVERYONE WILL ENVY THE SHIT INFESTED BEACHES YOU PAID THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO VISIT, SO GO AHEAD, SHOW OFF YOUR SHITTY TRIP TO THE SPHINCTER OF THE CALIFORNIA WITH OUR TASTEFUL POST CARD.*

*AN ELEGANT POST CARD WILL ALSO SHOWCASE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAD BEFORE YOU GOT ROBBED.

•5” x 7” POST CARD
•WEBSITE/LOGO ON SMALL PART OF BACK
•POST CARD TEMPLATE FOR EASE TO COMPOSE
•NO ENVELOPE INCLUDED

FINAL SALE

RELEASED 05/31/2025